Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Waking up in the morning is easier if you have someone to wake up for. (via koanilla)

(Source: koanilla)

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

coffee-coffee:

Click here for more coffee!

coffee-coffee:

Click here for more coffee!

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn)

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Let me kiss you on your neck and make your heart stop   (via fine-luxury)

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(Source: jurhfalastini)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here.