Friday, April 18, 2014

tahthetrickster:

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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castingcallwoe:

The actor should be able to burp on command without the help of carbonated drinks.

ladybrohoskins
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Monday, April 14, 2014

alc0h0l:

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

(Source: uglyfun)

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6. (via youhavemademyshitlist)

(Source: stayygone)

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

Sunday, April 13, 2014
The worst thing in the world can happen, but the next day the sun will come up. And you will eat your toast. And you will drink your tea. Rhian Ellis, After Life (via observando)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

ehnoshima:

more reasons im the worst being on earth

liveinphoenix:

im a nice person i just hate everyone 

(Source: liveinphoenix)