The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.